Top 10 reasons why it would be cool to teach at a college in Australia.

– Mel Gibson might be the keynote speaker at the graduation ceremony and give the ‘Braveheart Freedom Speech’.

– If you feel insecure about not having a PhD, it’s ok, because even if you did have one, no one wants to hear about it anyway.

– You will boost your language skills by learning Australian slang.

– You will end up becoming one of the most self-confident, laid back professors on the planet.

– You can secretly think of yourself as being the ‘The Wizard of Oz’.

– You can teach an entire online course in the outback, sitting around a campfire drinking beer, and partying with the ‘blokes’ in the rock band AC/DC.

– As a fun and entertaining problem-solving exercise, you could get students to try to teach kangaroos and emus how to walk backwards.

– You’ll never have a problem with students arriving late for class; they’ll always arrive a few minutes early.

– You can use an Australian Cattle Dog to help you get organized for class.

– You can end each class with the Aussie chant, “Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi Oi Oi!”

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